Monster Truck

One day Grawl the monster was walking to the grocery store when he saw a sweet '82 Datsun for sale near the 7-11. He'd been saving up for law school, but his heart skipped a beat when he ran his claws across the Datsun's hood.

That was all it took. Now you can find him and his posse cruising down Main and itching to jump off the line against any punk in their purple Geo Metro or chromed out Gremlin.

-Rocky Davies