Chop those bandits!
Beware flying nuns!
Welcome to Paul's Online Depot

We accept all major credit cards whether they have your name or not and we take cash, tricity bounty tickets, and easily brainwashed turkeys! (new experimental bomb delivery system)

This is what Paul would do to those terrorist punks! Let that be a lesson to them all! This cat was caught trying to smuggle spent nuclear fuel rods into the country.

Now in Stock! Straight from Vinny's Shady Acres Mail Order Gun Supply!

Some guns might be slightly used, that just adds to the excitement!

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