The Creature From the Kiddie Pool, gallery piece. "See Science's biggest mistake since spandex!" "Now in 30% more color than before!" "It came for the children, it stayed for the bedtime story." "Guaranteed to scare most children under 4 years of age!" "See our review in the Uzbekistan Teen Bop!" "Yet again, by the Rocky Davies Thin-King Studios group, bringing you the very best that we can manage under current arrests and ongoing criminal investigations!"
-Rocky Davies